The Rabbi and his wife were cleaning up the house. The Rabbi came across a
box he didn’t recognize. His wife told him to leave it alone, it was
personal.
One day, she was out and his curiousity got the better of him. He opened
the box and inside he found 3 eggs and $2000. When his wife came home, he
admitted that he had opened the box and asked her to explain the contents
to him.
She told him, every time he had a bad sermon, she would put an egg in the
box. He thought to himself, “In twenty years, only three bad sermons,
that’s not bad.” His wife continued, “And every time I got a dozen eggs,
I would sell them for $1.”