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Jewish Life · 2020

Frum Satire – A New Life

Hallelujah! In 2006, Heshy Fried started Frum Satire on Wordpress.com when blogs were incredibly popular. The site moved over a year later to a standalone platform and was continuously worked…

By The Chelmisher Rav · Originally published on FrumSatire.net in 2020

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