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Jewish Humor – The Odd Rabbi’s Prize Recommendation

So the Synagogue got really fed up with its Rabbi. The Executive Committee met and not-too-reluctantly, concluded that they'd have to let him go. Trouble was - who'd want to…

By The Chelmisher Rav · Originally published on FrumSatire.net in 2020

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