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Chassidim & Chabad · 2020

Shirayim from the Rebbe versus a Baseball Player

One you can't get unless you're there on Shabbos, the other you can't get unless you're there on eBay!

By Rafi Hecht · Originally published on FrumSatire.net in 2020

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