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Hold My Bags Yeshivish for "I agree:" "I hold." Yeshivish for "I disagree:" "I hear." I hold = my opinion is... I hear = I don’t give a sh** "Where…

By The Chelmisher Rav · Originally published on MyWesternWall.net in 2018

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