A man goes to a large catering hall on Long Island. He enters the hall and takes in the sites, 1000 people enjoying themselves, fressing, drinking, music, etc…
Just then a man approaches him and says “Glad you could make it here!! Which side are you on, the Kallahs or the Chossens??” (Bride or Groom).
He replied “The Kallahs side”.
The man instantly shouted, “GET OUT OF HERE!”
“Why, what’s wrong?” replied the newly arrived guest.
The man answered, “This is a Bar Mitzvah!!!”
Classic joke · No. 2573