Meyer, a lonely widower, in search of company, visits pet store. In one store there is a parrot that continues to speak sentence after sentence. Fascinated, Meyer buys the parrot and takes it home.
There he discovers the parrot continues to speak, but with the foulest mouth Meyer has ever heard. He can’t stop the parrot from being totally obscene.
Finally, after days of frustration, he throws the parrot into the freezer. After about a 1/2 hour, in guilt, he opens the freezer. There is the parrot, shivering, “Sir, I apologize for my behavior. I will never do those things again. But tell me, sir, what did that chicken do?”