“The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.” -Calvin Trillin
“Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil.” -Golda Mier”Even a secret agent can’t lie to a Jewish Mother.” -Peter Malkin
“I was raised in the Jewish radition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on Saturday and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on Saturday.” -Woody Allen
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