Bernie is a very wealthy man indeed.
One day in June, he goes on holiday with his latest, much younger girlfriend, Sarah. As the days in the sun wore on, Bernie and Sarah began to talk about the differences in their ages and interests between them.
Bernie took this opportunity to ask Sarah what was, to him, an important question. He asked, ‘If I lost everything, all my money, my mansion, my Rolls Royce, tomorrow, would you still love me, Sarah?’
‘Yes, darling,’ said Sarah, ‘and I’d miss you too.’
Credit: David Minkoff, A Word In Your Eye