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Classic joke · No. 3044

Dear G-D

Motke the Post Office worker, at the main sorting office, finds an unstamped, poorly handwritten envelope, addressed to G-d. He opens it and discovers it is from an elderly lady, distressed because all her savings – $100 have been stolen.
She will be cold and hungry this Pesach without divine intervention.
He shares the letter with his fellow postal workers, who dig deep and come up with $96. They get it to her by special courier the same morning.
A week later, Motke recognizes the same hand on another envelope. He opens it:
” Dear G-d, Thank you for the $100 for Pesach, which would have been so bleak otherwise.
P.S. It was four dollars short but that was probably those thieving gonifs at the Post Office.”

Credit: haruth.com

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Source: Originally archived from Haruth.com Jewish humor pages.

This joke made the rounds; we found it in 2 places and kept one.

Haruth.com Jewish humor pages “Dear G-D” Kept.
Jewish Magazine “The Best for Last”
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