“Avi, vat are you doin in da bazement?”
“Emma, I make a litta home brew.”
“Avi, come upstairs, ve make a litta Hebrew.”
“Avi, vat are you doin in da bazement?”
“Emma, I make a litta home brew.”
“Avi, come upstairs, ve make a litta Hebrew.”
Source: Originally published in the Jewish Magazine’s humor pages (jewishmag.com), as saved by the Wayback Machine in 2001.