Victor and Leah were an elderly couple who had been dating for some time. One day, they decided it was finally time to get married. But first, they needed to discuss how their marriage might work. They talked about finances, living arrangements, health and finally, their conjugal relationship.
“How do you feel about sex?” Victor asked Leah, with a smile on his face.
“Oh, I like to have it infrequently,” replied Leah.
Victor thought about this and then asked, “Was that one word or two?”
Credit: David Minkoff, A Word In Your Eye