What’s In A Name?

A young Jewish guy develops a crush on a girl, but when he tells his Father about her, the old boy just wants to know her family name. When the young guy tells him that the girl’s name is Ford, the old boy tells him that Ford is not a good Jewish name, and he must forget her, and go and find a nice Jewish girl. So time passes, and the young guy finds another girl, but her name is Austin, so his Father tells him the same thing, to find a nice Jewish girl with a nice Jewish name. So more time passes, and the young guy finds another girl, but this time he is sure that he has solved the problem because the girl’s name is Goldberg. “Goldberg !” exclaims his Father, “This makes me very happy because it is a real good Jewish name, and from a good established family” Then he asks what her first name is. “Is it one of my favourite names, like Rachael, or Rebecca ?” “No Father” replied the young guy. “It’s Whoopi”