What would have happened if, instead of three wise men, it had been three wise women? Specifically, if it had been three wise (local) Jewish women?
They would have asked directions (but taken their own anyway), arrived on time (despite massive and annoying detours), helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a brisket, and brought practical gifts.
But what would they have said when they left?
“Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that shmattes-for-a-gown?”
“That baby doesn’t look anything like Joseph!”
“Virgin? I knew her in school!”
“Can you believe that they let all of those disgusting animals in there!”
“I heard that Joseph isn’t even working right now!”
“And that donkey that they are riding has seen better days too!”
“Want to bet on how long it will take until you get your brisket dish back?”
Credit: haruth.com