It was Adam, Eve and G-d in heaven, so G-D decided to reproduce the human race.
He told Adam: Go and kiss Eve.
Adam: sorry, but, what is
G-D: i will explain, my son
So, G-D explained 10 minutes how to kiss.
Adam went and returned after 20 minutes so excited.
Adam: Done, what is next ?
G-D: go and hug Eve.
Adam: sorry, but, what is
G-D: i will explain my son.
So, G-D explained 20 minutes different ways of hugs.
Adam went and returned after 30 minutes, more excited.
Adam: Done, what is next ?
G-D: go and make love to Eve.
Adam: sorry, but what is making love ?
G-D: i will explain my son.
So, G-D explained 40 minutes about making love.
Adam went and returned very dissapointed after 2 minutes.
G-D: what happened, my son ?
Adam: sorry, but what is /strong
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