Question: ‘What is it that Jews do on each of the eight nights of Hanukkah?’
Answer:
1st night – argue over which side of the menorah do we light the candles
2nd night – cut knuckle whicle grating potato for latkes
3rd night – lose dreidel under fridge
4th night – spend hour getting wax out of menorah holes
5th night – lose track of which night you’re on
6th night – get latke grease on good shirt
7th night – fish chocolate coin out of dog’s mouth
8th night – be short one candle, and muddle what to do…