1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
2. Protestants do not recognize the authority of the Pope.
3. Baptists do not recognize each other when they are in the liquor store.
1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
2. Protestants do not recognize the authority of the Pope.
3. Baptists do not recognize each other when they are in the liquor store.
Source: Originally published in the Jewish Magazine’s humor pages (jewishmag.com), as saved by the Wayback Machine in 2001.