Fay’s son Harry is always getting into mischief, and she is getting quite exasperated by his antics. One day, Fay says to him, “Harry, how do you expect to get into Heaven when you’re always so naughty?”
Harry thinks about this question for a little while, then replies, “Well, mum, I’ll run in and out and in and out and I’ll keep on slamming the
gates of heaven until the angel at the gates says, ‘For heaven’s sake, Harry, come in or stay out.'”
Credit: David Minkoff, A Word In Your Eye