On the radio this morning, one of the DJ’s was saying how his stepmother of 6 years had never gone camping with his father, although the father had asked many times. The father asked his wife why she wouldn’t go and she replied, “Because I am Jewish, and Jews don’t camp.”
He replied with, “Well, the Jews wandered in the wilderness for 40 years didn’t they?”
To which she replied, “No, we were looking for a Hyatt Regency.”