One day, Moshe the psychiatrist takes a call from a woman asking for help. She has been having hallucinations and he makes an appointment to see her.
When Moshe sees her for the first time, he is so smitten by her beauty that he says to her, “Please undress and go lie down on my couch. I’ll be with you soon.”
As soon as she does what she was told, Moshe gets onto the couch and makes love to her. As he gets off the couch, Moshe says to her, “Well that’s my problems taken care of, now let’s hear yours.”
Credit: David Minkoff, A Word In Your Eye