A north London congregation decides to honour their Rabbi for his 25 years of dedicated service by giving him tickets and money for a week, all-expenses paid holiday to New York.
When Rabbi Bloom arrives and checks into his hotel room, he is surprised to find a naked girl lying face down on his bed. Without saying a word, Rabbi Bloom picks up the phone, calls his synagogue long distance and says, “Where is your respect? As your Rabbi, I am very, very angry with you.”
On hearing this, the girl gets up and starts to get dressed.
Rabbi Bloom turns to her and says, “Where are you going? I’m not angry with you.”
Credit: David Minkoff, A Word In Your Eye