[My thanks to Charles Kohnfelder for the following joke]
Moshe is having a session with his psychiatrist. Doctor Cohen draws a picture of a triangle and asks Moshe what it looks like to him.
Moshe shows some excitement and says, “It looks like a man & woman in bed.”
“Hmmm,” says Doctor Cohen, stroking his beard. He then draws another picture, this time of a square, and again asks Moshe what it looks like to him.
Moshe gets more excited and says again, “It looks like a man & woman in bed.”
Again Doctor Cohen says “Hmmm”, strokes his beard and then draws another picture, this one a circle. He asks Moshe what this looks like to him.
Moshe is agitated and replies, “It looks like a man & woman having intercourse.”
Doctor Cohen says, “Young man, I think you have too much sex on your mind.”
Moshe replies, “That’s unfair ‘ it’s you who’s drawing the dirty pictures.”
Credit: David Minkoff, A Word In Your Eye