10. There’s no “Kathy Lee Gifford Hanukkah Special.”
9. Eight days of presents (well… at least, my son gets them.)
8. No need to clean the chimney.
7. There’s no latke-nog.
6. Burl Ives doesn’t sing Hanukkah songs.
5. You won’t be pressured to buy Hanukkah Seals.
4. You won’t see, “You’re a Putz, Charlie Brown.”
3. No barking dog version of “I had a Little Driedl.”
2. No pine needles to vacuum up afterwards.
1. Latkes are cheaper to mail than fruitcakes.
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