During the party, Becky was introduced to Dr. Selnick.
‘Oh doctor’, says Becky, sidling up to him, ‘I’m so glad to meet you. You see I have this problem. Every time I raise my arm above my head, I get a pain in my right side.’
‘I’m sorry’, says Dr. Selnick, ‘I’m afraid I can’t help you. I happen to be a doctor of Economics.’
‘Well, in that case’, says Becky, ‘tell me, should I sell my Marks and Spencer shares now?’
Credit: David Minkoff, A Word In Your Eye