Chapter One . . . . . . . . . . Reservations
You Might Be a Jewish American Princess if:
Neiman Marcus is #2 on your cellular’s speed dial.
You’ve had diamond studs soldered into your earlobes.
You actually know the difference between carats and karats.
You hire an architect to design your new house in Alpha World.
Your dog owns more clothing and toys than your neighbor’s children.
Your favorite wine is: “I wanna go to Miami!!!” (Joan S., Dallas, TX)
The only thing you know how to make for dinner is reservations. (Pam K., FL)
You decorate a Chanukah Bush and insist upon eight gifts to get you in the mood!