If your daddy buys you a Jeep Grand Cherokee and you ask him to take it back because it’s simply the wrong color, then you may be a J.A.P.
If it costs you $100.00 to get a hair cut and an extra $150.00 to get it colored, then you might be a J.A.P.
If you don’t talk to people because they don’t own anything made by Tommy Hilfiger, then there is a possibility that you may just be a J.A.P.
If you only wear black clothes when you go out and your closet as been designated as an official Black Hole, then there is a chance that you might be a J.A.P.
If you are rich, Jewish and from Long Island, Miami Beach or Beverly Hills, then people might think that you are a J.A.P.
If you keep a taxi on call to whisk you from one class to another, then most people would agree that you are a J.A.P.
If you carry a miniature Gucci back pack to carry your mirror, credit cards and cellular phone then some people might consider you a J.A.P.
If you have an absolutely perfect nose that doesn’t quite match your face, then there is a remote possibility that you may be a J.A.P.
And if you have the ability to laugh at yourself and appreciate all that life has to offer, you can proudly call yourself a J.A.P.