– Rabinowich, why did you decide to leave for Israel? – You know, I’m 80 now. How many years more will I live? At most, five. But if I stay here I can get 10 more years.
Classic joke · No. 5173
Filed under: Russia
– Rabinowich, why did you decide to leave for Israel? – You know, I’m 80 now. How many years more will I live? At most, five. But if I stay here I can get 10 more years.
Source: Originally archived from the Russian-American humor pages of russia-in-us.com, in their translation, as saved by the Wayback Machine in 2004.
This joke made the rounds; we found it in 2 places and kept one.