10. You hear the term “kosher style” and you immediately know it means you’ll be eating treif
9. You know that any pretty single jewish girl who visits the uws will at some point be stalked by some weird bald guy
8 You are pretty confident that at somepoint in reading this list you will say to yourself “gee these top ten lists really suck”
7 Right after it starts to rain, you always have a comforting feeling that there’s some tzedakah scam artist at the kotel getting drenched
6 When you meet someone Reform, you already know that their kids one day will be incredibly well behaved, to please Santa
5 When you get an image of a pair of incredibly small expensive glasses, you already know this situation has something to do with Crown Heights, Brooklyn.
4 Hearing the word “Ebbs” in a head, means you are involved with something that is saving the Jewish youth of America, or at least making them cry at some sad Holocaust story
3 If you meet someone who says they work at a Jewish Non-Profit you already know they have an incredble gift for designing brochures
2 Seeing the Gabbai in your dreams, means you have a choice in life to either be ignored or do serious some butt kissing
1 When the invitation says the chupah starts at 4pm, you get there right on time, at 7:30pm