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Classic joke · No. 4401 Filed under: animals, food

The sisterhood president’s dog

An Orthodox rabbi moved into a town where heretofore. there had only been a Reform rabbi.” One evening he hears a soft knock on his back door.” He opens it to find the president of the sisterhood of the Reform temple standing there with a shaila on a chicken.”

“What did you do before I came to town?”

“I asked our rabbi.”

“What did he tell you?”

“Give it to your dog.” The pasuk says, ‘lakelev tashlichun oso’, so if it’s treif, the dog will eat it.”

The rabbi says, “So why come to me now?”

The Sisterhood president says, “That dog is a tremendous machmir!”.

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Source: Posted to the Jewish humor newsgroups on Usenet in the 1990s and 2000s; original source unknown.

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