The only Jew in the family

An OVIR officer asks a man: – Why are you going to Israel? – My wife has no peace. Every moment she pleas: “Lets go, lets go!” – Well, let her go. – You know, my daughters insist also. – So what? – And my mother-in-law and father-in-law want to leave as well… – Are you a man or not? Let all of them go and stay here. – I wish I could. But I’m the only Jew in our family.