A few of my friends and I attended a wedding. Being from Israel, this is naturally a Jewish wedding, and one of my friend is an ex combat officer in the Army.
So we were talking about throwing the bouquet, and I said (being the insistent wedding-basher) that if one were thrown at me, I’d dodge it. So my friend said: “I’ll just throw it at you like the Palestinians throw rocks and bombs at us”, and I answered “you mean a ‘Mazeltov Cocktail’?”