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Classic joke · No. 4692 Filed under: dating

Sturdy as an oak

A matchmaker and his assistant are extolling the virtues of a potential bride to a young Jewish man. “She has excellent health” says the matchmaker “She’s as sturdy as an oak tree”. “As an OAK tree” echoes the assistant. “She has the most beautiful eyes” says the matchmaker. “You should SEE her beautiful eyes” cries the assistant. “She’s the best educated girl in the village” says the matchmaker. “The FINEST education” exclaims the assistant. “There’s only one small thing” says the matchmaker “she has a hump”. “And WHAT a hump” the assistant enthuses.

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Source: Posted to the Jewish humor newsgroups on Usenet in the 1990s and 2000s; original source unknown.

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