(read this with thick Japanesse accent)
An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there’s any place to get American food. The concierge tells him he’s in luck, there’s a kosher pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.
Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza. The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the deliveryman, “What the heck did you put on this pizza?”
The Japanesse deliveryman bows deeply and says, “We put on pizza what you order: ‘pepper only’.”