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Obesity ranking by religious affiliation

In a study of the relationship between religion and body weight in the United States, Kenneth Ferraro, a medical sociologist at Purdue University, found that, on average, Southern Baptists tend to be the heaviest (big surprise), based on height and weight, and Muslims, Hindus and Buddhists the leanest. Here is his ranking by what he calls religious affiliations, with the heaviest ranked first. He put Muslims, Hindus and Buddhists into a single group for statistical reasons.

Southern Baptists.

Church of Christ, Pentecostal/Assembly of God, Church of God and fundamentalist Baptist

Methodist, Christian Church, African Methodist-Episcopal and North American Baptist not living in the south

Protestant nondenominational

Roman Catholic

Jehovah’s Witnesses, Mormon, Unitarian and Christian Scientist

NO RELIGIOUS AFFILIATION

Protestant – Reformation era

Jewish

Islam, Hindu and Buddhist

According to this, we should all be eating in New Dehli. I’ll just stop at the local deli – 9th is close enough for me.

Credit: Steve S. of Minnesota

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Source: Originally archived from the Jewish humor pages of comfo.ca, as saved by the Wayback Machine in 2004; sent in there by Steve S. of Minnesota.

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