Two delegates to a convention in Las Vegas were sitting in the lounge of the Excalibur Hotel, bragging about their rabbis. “My rabbi performs miracles,” the first guy said. “He walks into a nursing home and he has the patients singing and dancing for an hour, before he leaves.”
The second guy says, “You evidently never heard of Rabbi Grossman. He walks into a nursing home and lectures them about the wicked lives they have led and warns them that they are inscribed in the Book of Life as sinners, unworthy of God’s mercy.”
The first man asked, “So what’s so great about that?” The second man replied, “You should see the singing and dancing that takes place AFTER he leaves — it lasts well into the night.”