Mo the moyel came home very nervously. He had just performed an adult circumcision and his hand still shook violently. Fearing the end of his career, he quickly called his cousin, Aaron, an insurance broker by trade. “Listen,” said Mo, “is there such a thing as malpractice insurance for moyels?” “I’ve never heard of that before,” said the insurance broker, “but let me check. Give me twenty four hours.” The next day, Aaron called back his cousin Mo, and said, “Eureka! Lloyds of London will insure you for $2,000,000. The premium is only four hundred a year. That’s the good news.” “And the bad news?” asked Mo.
“There’s a two-inch deductible!”
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