“Our Rabbi is an extraordinary man. He is so pious that the Almighty himself comes to see him. The other day the Rabbi told me that when he was having his coffee, the door opened and the Almighty enters! He sat down at the table, drank a cup coffee, smoked a cigar, told the rabbi about this and that, and then stood up and left.”
“Tell me, does your Rabbi lie?”
“Of course not, would the Almighty come to see a liar!”