Random
Classic joke · No. 5341

Knowing How to Give a Speech

Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. But it turned out the rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall to the ground.

They weren’t able to choose that person, until one older man gave a very touching speech. That person said that he would voluntarily drop off the rope, because, as a Jewish person he could not be responsible for bringing down the helicopter. He said that as a refugee he was used to giving up everything in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.

As soon as he finished his speech, all the others started clapping.

← there it is
Another joke

Where this joke has been

Source: Originally published in the Jewish Magazine’s humor pages (jewishmag.com), as saved by the Wayback Machine in 2009.

Random