G-d decided he needed a vacation. One of his aides suggested Venus.
“Forget it,” God said, “I went there 10,000 years ago and got sunburned.”
Another aide suggested Jupiter.
“No way,” G-d replied. “I went there 5,000 years ago and froze my butt off.”
A third advisor suggested Earth.
“That’s the worst of all,” G-d answered angrily. “I was there 2,000 years ago and they’re still accusing me of getting some Jewish girl pregnant!”