Little Morris, 4 years old, walked down the beach, and as he did, he spied a matronly woman sitting under a beach umbrella on the sand. He walked up to her and asked, “Are you Jewish?”
“Yes” she replied.
“Do you know the Ten Commandments?”
She nodded her head, “Yes”.
“Do you pray often?” the boy asked next, and again she answered, “Yes”.
“Do you keep Kosher?” Morris asked.
“I do” said the elderly lady.
With that he asked his final question, “Will you hold my dollar while I go swimming?”