Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the Captain announced:
‘Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back,relax and….. OH, MY GOD !’
Silence followed!
Some moments later the Captain came back on the PA;
‘Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you . While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!’
One old Jewish passenger yelled, ‘oiy vey’ you should see the back of mine! ‘