Two Jewish matrons, friends from the old country, were conversing on the porch swing of a large white pillared mansion in Miami Beach. The first woman says, “Ven mine first child vas born, mine husband built for me this beautiful mension.”
The second woman says, “Fentestic.”
The first woman continues, “Ven mine second child vas born, mine husband bought for me dot fine Kadillek in de driveway.”
Again, the second woman says, “Fentestic.”
The first woman boasts, “Den, ven mine third child vas born, mine husband bought for me this exqvisite diamond bracelet.”
Yet again, the second woman comments, “Fentestic.”
The first woman then asks her companion, “Vat did your husband buy for you ven you had your first child?”
The second woman replies, “Mine husband sent me to charm school.”
“Charm school!” the first woman cries, “Oy Vey is mir! Vot for?”
The first woman responds, “So instead of saying “Who gives a crap!” I learned to say, “Fentestic!”