Yitzhak comes home one day to find his wife Rivkah crying. “What’s the matter, darling?” asks Yitzhak.
“I’ve just found out that you’ve been having an affair with your secretary. How could you do this to me? Haven’t I always been a good wife to you? Haven’t I cooked for you, raised your children and always been by your side when you needed me? What have I done to make you unhappy?”
Yitzhak confesses, “It’s true, you really are the best wife a man could hope for. You make me happy in all ways – except one.”
“What’s that?” asks Rivkah.
“You don’t moan when we make love,” replies Yitzhak.
“Do you mean that if I did moan,” says Rivkah, “you’d stop running around? In that case, let’s go to bed now so I can show you that I can moan during love making.”
So they go upstairs, get undressed and get beneath the sheets.
As they kiss, Rivkah asks, “Now, Yitzhak, should I moan now?”
“No not yet.”
Yitzhak begins fondling Rivkah. “What about now? Should I moan now?”
“No, I’ll tell you when.”
He climbs on top of Rivkah and they begin to make love.
“Is it time for me to moan, Yitzhak?”
“Wait, I’ll tell you when.”
Then, seconds before reaching climax, Yitzhak yells, “Now, Rivkah, moan.”
“Oy vay! You wouldn’t believe what a day I’ve just had!”
Credit: David Minkoff, A Word In Your Eye