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Classic joke · No. 5414

Don’t sit on the Afikomen

My Dad at every Seder breaks a Matza piece in two And hides the Afikomen half-A game for me and you Find it, hold it ransom for the Seder isn’t through ’till the Afikomen’s gone.

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Don’t sit on the Afikomen.
Don’t sit on the Afikomen.
Don’t sit on the Afikomen.
Or the Meal will last all night
One year Daddy hid it ‘neath a pillow on a chair

But just as I raced over, my Aunt Sophie sat down there She threw herself upon it

Awful crunching filled the air
And crumbs flew all around

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There were matza crumbs all over

Oh, it was a messy sight We swept up all the pieces though it took us half the night

So, if you want your Seder ending sooner than dawn’s light,
Don’t sit on the Afiko-o-men

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Source: Originally published in the Jewish Magazine’s humor pages (jewishmag.com), as saved by the Wayback Machine in 2010.

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