At the turn of the 20th century, Moishe, a religious jew is traveling by train from Galveston, Texas to Dallas, Texas. Somewhere in between the two cities, in the middle of the great Texas waste land, the train stops and a big Texan sporting two huge six guns gets on the train.
He continues with his menacing search until finally he comes across Moishe. The Texan swaggers, menacingly and exclaims in his deep Texan drawl, “Hey, come here Jew boy!”
Moishe, who is shivering in his boots and saying the shma under his breath. When Moishe is finally able to speak he says, “yyyyes ssir I am a Jew. kkkkcan I help you?”
To which the Texan replies, “git kim arois mir darft a minyan.”