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Davening Means Praying?

Moshe dies and seconds later he sees G-d ready to judge him.

“I hope to be judged favorably G-d, how well do you think I did?”

Only a rapid mumble with the words all mushed together comes back.

“Escuse me G-d, I couldn’t understand that,” says Moshe.

Again, only a rapid mushed up mumble comes back.

“G-d, I can’t understand a word you said; you were talking so fast and the words were so mumbled,” says Moshe.

G-d replied, “I just wanted you to hear a sample of your davening to me.”

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Source: Originally published in the Jewish Magazine’s humor pages (jewishmag.com), as saved by the Wayback Machine in 2001.

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