A chassid walks into a tiny restrauant and reads the menu.
Flaffel $2.00
Blintzes $4.00
Complete bris $10.00
The chassid walks over to the cook and asks, “You personally do the bris here in the restrauant?”
“Just this morning”, the cook exclaims!
“Good,” replies the chassid, “go wash your hands, I want an order of Flaffel.”