There once was a guy from Troy,
A religiously committed boy;
But the thought of circumcision
Altered his decision,
And he chose to remain a GOY
Classic joke · No. 5409
Filed under: kosher
There once was a guy from Troy,
A religiously committed boy;
But the thought of circumcision
Altered his decision,
And he chose to remain a GOY
Source: Originally published in the Jewish Magazine’s humor pages (jewishmag.com), as saved by the Wayback Machine in 2006.