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Classic joke · No. 5294 Filed under: For kids

Chanukah presents

Manny and John are walking to school one day and Manny is describing his new Playstation 2 to John.

“Where did you get that?” John asked

“I got it last night for Hanukkah,” said Manny.

“What’s Hanukkah?” John asked.

“It’s a Jewish holiday, where we get presents every night for eight nights, to celebrate the festival of lights.”

“Wow, I wish we got that!” John exclaimed.

The next day, on the way to school, John runs up to Manny, curious to see what he got. He sees that Manny is upset, “What’s wrong? Didn’t you get a present last night?” asks John.

Manny holds up a ball of crumpled wrapping paper, “Yes, but it was leftovers night.”

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Source: Originally published in the Jewish Magazine’s humor pages (jewishmag.com), as saved by the Wayback Machine in 2009.

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