Abe ‘n’ Zelda

A recently retired rich couple from New York City, Abe and Zelda Rabinowitz, now living in Boca Raton, Florida were getting ready to go out to dinner. Zelda came out of the bedroom and said Abe, “Darling, do you want me to wear this Channel suit or the Gucci one?”
“Do I care?” he replied.
A few minutes later Zelda, again, came out of the bedroom and said to her husband, “Abe, shall I wear my Cartier watch or my Rolex?”
“Who cares?” said Abe.
A few more minutes passed and, again, Zelda came out of the bedroom and said to her husband, “Abe darling, shall I wear my five carat pear diamond ring or my six carat round diamond ring with the baguettes?”
To which Abe responded, “Hey, I really don’t care, but if you don’t get your rear in gear, we’re going to miss the earlybird special.”