Benny was talking to his best friend Sam. “Don’t tell anyone, Sam, but mine Sadie once again had a headache last night. “
“Really? ” said Sam.
“Yes,” replied Benny, “it’s been like this for some weeks now and I’ve been thinking that they must have named a Jewish holiday after my sex life.”
“Which one?” Sam asked.
“Passover.”
Credit: David Minkoff, A Word In Your Eye