[My thanks to my Rabbi for the following joke]
Sidney loved dogs. He thought nothing of approaching any breed of dog, no matter how vicious a reputation it had. One day, however, he tried to stroke a Rottweiler and it attacked him. So serious was the attack that Sidney died of the injuries he sustained.
If you ever come across Sidney’s grave, you will find these words inscribed on his headstone, ‘HE HAD NO MAZEL’
Credit: David Minkoff, A Word In Your Eye