Goldberg wrote this letter of complaint to the creators of a body building course.
Dear Sir,
Since taking your body building course, I now have a 44 inch chest, a 32 inch waist, 17 inch biceps and an 18 inch neck. I feel absolutely marvellous but at the same time, I do feel that my chances of marriage are spoiled.
Yours faithfully,
Mary Goldberg
Credit: David Minkoff, A Word In Your Eye